Comedy in Real Life

Dateline...where our less than intelligent politicians have insured us that Russia will never be included in our space.
Then there's the Daylight Savings Time, which has NOT saved one micro second...and in fact, now we are faced with a monumental problem of unbelievable consequences...We are missing micro seconds.
Their plan now is to create a new system where we can gather the time around us and stay warm on cold nights.

I'm guessing no warmth will be found in that  OR politicians anytime soon.

So...what time IS it?

Time to Legalize Marijuana!
(why?)

Because it cures five forms of cancer and there are 22 Million people in this country with cancer. That's one in sixteen.
Breast
Lung
Prostate
Brain
and Skin
MAYBE given it being legal, someone will discover how to cure the other forms of cancer.
Half a million people die every year, and, truthfully, they would rather live IF they could be cured. 

It helps to calm the tremors in MS and CP patients
It improves the memories of Alzheimer patients

It would mean hundreds of thousands of jobs
It would create a new $32 Billion a year tax base from manufacturing, design, wholesale, retail, and other businesses sprung from legalization

It would end the border wars because anyone with seven seeds can grow ALL they need to smoke for a year
It would lower the deficit by $23 Billion a year in enforcement

and, lastly, but mostly
There are between 125 and 150 million adults who either have smoked or do smoke at least once a month in this country.
It's harmless and grows readily.
That's what time  it is...